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Just how cool do you have to be to make it to the BBC??? Hooray for Dooce!!
Oh how I wish I were dooced… Can you collect unemployment for that???
This is the funniest thing I have seen today. Of course, I spent the better half of my morning pinning down my son so the nurse could jam large needles into his legs, proceeded by attempting to fix the insurance/dr. office charges against us. So, there wasn’t much competition. Yay for the numa numa song…
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Mark is taking Colin to an Antique Steam Engine museum today. This is the first time he has EVER taken him somewhere for the day by himself. They’re meeting up with Grandpa, who has no idea how to deal with kids. They are scheduled to meet up with Grandpa at exactly nap time. Cranky baby, here we come… I’m sure there will be some stories when they get home… And I am going to throughly enjoy my first day off in a year and a half. I think I will go take a dip in the pool, catch a movie, take a nap, and read. AH, BLISSFUL NON-RESPONSIBILITY! YAY!
On a side note: UT, HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BABY YET????
Update:
Both of my boys came home in one piece. One was very cranky due to lack of sleep. And the baby was pretty tired too. Apparently they’d had an all out boy’s day out, and had fast food for lunch (which Mom does not approve of). Well, the term “fast food” must relate to how quickly it shoots out the bottom side of babies. Today being Father’s Day and all, I let Daddy have the not one, but two major explosions that caused the most awful stench to follow my son around the house. It was lovely.
I can’t even believe this guy…
Michael Crook needs to be slain
What on Earth is he thinking by showing his face on National TELEVISION???? Not very smart… I can only hope I might run into him in a dark alley…
Try new Vioxxison
The perfect cure for having Road Rage…
Warning:
May cause erectyle dysfunction, irritable bowel syndrome, minor case of death, yellowing of toenails, kidney failure, hair loss, hair growth in unwanted places, tuberculosis, hemmorhoids, psoriasis, spontaneous tumors, acute migraines, adrenal gland explosions, albinoism, or botulism. Please contact your doctor if you develop any of these symptoms: sudden blindness, sudden deafness, pussing eyeballs, bleeding ears, bleeding anus, sudden tooth rot, anal seepage, altitude sickness, diabetic coma, or spontaneous labotamy with acute subdural hematoma.
This is something useless you can do to fill the void in your life… Or just for fun.
You have to figure out how to escape. And, you must beat my time of 1 minute and 9 seconds. Just kidding, I think it took me 2 minutes. Go, now, or forever hold your peace (or piece?)
This is the best thing movie I’ve ever seen. Watch, and enjoy.
