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of watching a movie this morning (Baby Prodigy, starring Dookie Duck, which is gayer than baby einstein) with no complaining, Colin asked, “Mom, can you turn it up? I can’t hear it!” Yeah, I did that on purpose so that I don’t have to hear it! Why was it fine for the first 20 minutes? Now breakfast is over, so it’s off anyway… Ha ha ha!

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Doesn’t anybody have any fun news/random thoughts/etc. to share??? Where is everybody? Where are you?? HELLLOOOOOO???? I have nothing.

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Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy fire in your pants on your birthday. Look Mom! Balls!

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You are THREE years old today! Hooray!

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Does it ever seem like your icons on the computer have been messed with?  Like, someone came along and changed all your crap around just to make you think they looked through your folder of porn (jeff)???  Well, this is probably why…

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Alright, enough about terrorists and Bush and bushy terrorists…  this is what really matters in life.

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