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Thief steals broken car
A russian thief did not get far after he stole a car from a repair shop in southern Moscow without realising the car had no brakes.
When the 24-year-old thief tried to get away with the broken Nissan Primera, he noticed the car had no brakes. After sailing trough a set of traffic lights he smashed into another car.
A Moscow police spokesman said: “He told us he had seen mechanics do a paint job on the car and saw them leave the keys in the ignition so he decided to take his chance.”
“But what he didn’t know was that the car was also getting new brakes fitted.”
The thief was arrested and charged with theft.
See this is the kind of thing that prevents me from becoming a criminal. This guy had it easy though. If I were to try to steal a car, it’d end up having a bee hive in it, then I’d try to hit the brakes to try to get away from these pesky killers bee’s only to discover that there weren’t any brakes and then I’d end up crashing into some korean church and then be forced to listen about God’s forgivness in some other language while the police came to arrest me. Oh and instead of an airbag, a coconut pie would come out and hit me in the face. Boy do I hate coconut.
Pirates Attack Cruise Ship
Saturday, November 05, 2005
MIAMI — Pirates fired a rocket-propelled grenade and machine guns Saturday in an attack on a luxury cruise liner off the east African coast, the vessel’s owners said.
To read the full story http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,174677,00.html
107 days until I leave Iraq. Then shortly after that I’m out of the Army for good, which means I can start being thinking for myself again. What will I do post Army you ask? I’m going to do the two things in life I love the most: grow facial hair and date underaged teenage girls.
The people of Sioux Falls, S.D., can finally sleep soundly in their beds: The nefarious midnight ninja has been nabbed.
Cops responding to numerous 911 calls last week pulled up to a 41st Street curb to find a ninja patrolling the shadows armed with a pair of nunchakus and a sheathed sword, according to the Argus Leader.
However, the 15-year-old shadow warrior, Cal Geiser, was apparently just doing his job, promoting a local store selling Halloween costumes called Halloween Express.
“I was just out walking around in my ninja costume, twirling my nunchakus,” Geiser told the Argus Leader. “After 20 minutes of that, I took out my sword and looked at it. I turned around, and there was a cop pointing his gun at me.”
After the officer took off his mask and cuffed him, Geiser told the Argus Leader, “They were like, ‘Oops.’”
