Went to Wembley on Sunday. I and brother Austen, the ginger one in my world, set on the first ‘meaningful’ NFL game outside of that third world country they call America. It was the New York Giants versus the Dolphins of Miami. It cost £65 per ticket and it was a bloody good day out.
With use of my phone I snapped pictures of scantily clad, white toothed smoothies called Cheerleaders. Indeed, I am sure they are married for their brains. Both of them. The dancing was fun. I like boobs.
Anyway, it was fun and for all you NFL hating Americanos I say ‘ Boo titties to you’ for it was a grand day out and I is the man for calling all the right penalties in all the right places.Â
Now, who is gonna put me up rent free to go see the Eagles play in Philly?
If you can get to Philly, the rent is free.
You can swim to Philly, can’t you UT?? The UK isn’t THAT far away…
lets see if ya can swimmmm to ill……
Id walk if it werent for the holes in ma feeeet
I would swim if it werent for the lack of use I have for my tail.
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