login | post

Lucille Lopez in Houston says image of Jesus appeared on her bathroom towel. She cleaned her air conditioner with it, then bleached it twice… Jesus cannot be washed out. She thinks that Jesus is showing that he is watching us, and that he is crying. Maybe because you tried to bleach him twice?

Jesus on a towel? How?

How is this a gift from God? A gift in my mind would be peace on earth, or maybe Jesus showing up in person with an actual message… not a stained cleaning rag. Is it a lapse in logic or a leap of blind faith?

I think that the towel looks more like Richard Dawson:
Richard Dawson will kiss your grandmas lips… again.

——————-

Remember this? Similar display of utter nonsense: Chicago 2005 - Obdulia Delgado said she was driving home after getting off work when she saw the Virgin Mary on the wall. She pulled over and examined the wet hole, and then began praying. Why? I bet she has a painting of the Virgin Mary at home. Probably several of them… Why not pray to that?

Virgin Mary or a wet stain on a wall?

Looks more like something pornographic to me.

Virgin Mary? I thought that part of being Christian was having only one God. Why would you worship something else too? How does that work?

If Jesus had a message, why would he come back as a dirty towel, grilled cheese, wet pavement, etc? How can people say they know what God wants? I sense a little bit of greed and selfishness in people seeking attention in these ways.

Humans are designed to see patterns… abstract forms that look like faces or human body shapes are probably not signs from God, its just over active imaginations and a bit of hyper faith.

Just remember:

Roman Catholic

  1. UT Hooligan posted the following on 23Oct2007 at 12:28 am.

    People scare me. All of them.

    Saying that, I once saw the outline of a zebra driving a go-kart in a stain on my undercrackers. I told the World, but Disney are not going to endorse him as a character in their new animated tale of moral cruddage. Apparently, he isnt believable enough.

    Anyway, I don’t believe Penguins can dance like they do in Happy Feet. Its all lies!

    Back to bleaching my underwear. Perhaps Ill find a signed stain of Elvis.

Add Comment

Leave a reply

______