“Always bet on black!”
-Wesley Snipes

Is the elastic band driving the aforementioned vehicular shoebox also in black? Personally, I have gone for the rust with stone chippings and bird crap effect on my car. Proper Murderererered!

Ive seen your car… it was borrowed. You almost ran over an old man.

Not that car. That car was really stolen. That old man is your relative now. You should have paid me more to do the job right!

So your did steal it. No wonder you drove it like it wasn’t yours - it wasn’t yours. How much cheese can you eat?

The fuel was and I wasnt giving that back. I had only so much road to burn it up on.

Eating cheese? That depends.

Will my eating it have any direct threat on Global warming, give me cancer, reduce the number of Polar bears or spark outrage within some religious fraternity? You have to be socially aware don’t you know.

Whats worse? Death by Shark or Lion?

Or….

Which is the faster swimmer?

Horse or dog?

I thought the Llama was a faster swimmer? Or was it the alpaca that was the longer spitter?

Alpacas and llamas can (and do) successfully cross-breed. The resulting offspring are called huarizo. They do not own boats.

To correct you “Murdered Out” you are not. Flat black paint is needed. No SHINE!!! Your to shin-e! You look like a DS!

You are correct, I do shine. I am not truly murdered out (my emblems are still chrome too fyi). I dont know what a DS is, but I doubt I am one.

I would like to paint my car flat black. Cant afford a paint job though.

Also, to correct you, you used the wrong spelling of you’re (your) and too (to).

I’m on a national crusade to educate everyone on the proper use of you’re and your; their, they’re, and there; two, too, and to; and finally were and where.   AAhhhhhh…. No wonder the world thinks we’re dumb!

Good job Juan. Good luck with that. Your usage or you’re is two to the tenth power of your tooth count too. There, their three trees are pine - they’re evergreens.