Thief steals broken car
A russian thief did not get far after he stole a car from a repair shop in southern Moscow without realising the car had no brakes.
When the 24-year-old thief tried to get away with the broken Nissan Primera, he noticed the car had no brakes. After sailing trough a set of traffic lights he smashed into another car.
A Moscow police spokesman said: “He told us he had seen mechanics do a paint job on the car and saw them leave the keys in the ignition so he decided to take his chance.”
“But what he didn’t know was that the car was also getting new brakes fitted.”
The thief was arrested and charged with theft.
See this is the kind of thing that prevents me from becoming a criminal. This guy had it easy though. If I were to try to steal a car, it’d end up having a bee hive in it, then I’d try to hit the brakes to try to get away from these pesky killers bee’s only to discover that there weren’t any brakes and then I’d end up crashing into some korean church and then be forced to listen about God’s forgivness in some other language while the police came to arrest me. Oh and instead of an airbag, a coconut pie would come out and hit me in the face. Boy do I hate coconut.
OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian hitchhiker, who stole an elderly man’s car after he offered her a ride, died a few minutes later when she lost control of the vehicle and crashed into trees, police said.
The crash happened near the town of Hawkesbury — about 100 km (60 miles) northeast of Ottawa — after the man stopped to pick up 20-year-old Mandy Deschambeault.
“The male driver proceeded to step out of his vehicle momentarily at which point the female jumped in the driver seat, stealing the male person’s car,” local police said in a statement Monday.
“She proceeded to lose control of the … car, crossing the other lane hitting trees. The female was ejected from the vehicle and found to be without vital signs.”
Deschambeault was pronounced dead in hospital.
Ooops. Crime does not pay - and karma will prevail.
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