Went to Wembley on Sunday. I and brother Austen, the ginger one in my world, set on the first ‘meaningful’ NFL game outside of that third world country they call America.  It was the New York Giants versus the Dolphins of Miami. It cost £65 per ticket and it was a bloody good day out.

With use of my phone I snapped pictures of scantily clad, white toothed smoothies called Cheerleaders. Indeed, I am sure they are married for their brains. Both of them.  The dancing was fun. I like boobs.

Anyway, it was fun and for all you NFL hating Americanos I say ‘ Boo titties to you’ for it was a grand day out and I is the man for calling all the right penalties in all the right places. 

Now, who is gonna put me up rent free to go see the Eagles play in Philly?

Here are some pics of our baby. This is about 19 weeks old. It is 90% girl - 10% room for error… there were some legs and a hand in the way to be for sure.

Lucille Lopez in Houston says image of Jesus appeared on her bathroom towel. She cleaned her air conditioner with it, then bleached it twice… Jesus cannot be washed out. She thinks that Jesus is showing that he is watching us, and that he is crying. Maybe because you tried to bleach him twice?

How is this a gift from God? A gift in my mind would be peace on earth, or maybe Jesus showing up in person with an actual message… not a stained cleaning rag. Is it a lapse in logic or a leap of blind faith?

I think that the towel looks more like Richard Dawson:

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Remember this? Similar display of utter nonsense: Chicago 2005 - Obdulia Delgado said she was driving home after getting off work when she saw the Virgin Mary on the wall. She pulled over and examined the wet hole, and then began praying. Why? I bet she has a painting of the Virgin Mary at home. Probably several of them… Why not pray to that?

Looks more like something pornographic to me.

Virgin Mary? I thought that part of being Christian was having only one God. Why would you worship something else too? How does that work?

If Jesus had a message, why would he come back as a dirty towel, grilled cheese, wet pavement, etc? How can people say they know what God wants? I sense a little bit of greed and selfishness in people seeking attention in these ways.

Humans are designed to see patterns… abstract forms that look like faces or human body shapes are probably not signs from God, its just over active imaginations and a bit of hyper faith.

Just remember:

What part would you eat first?

I filled out a pretty simple test to figure out best what political party i am:

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?

If art is crap, then does that mean crap is art?

Maybe:

Shadow sculptures by Tim Noble and Sue Webster.

An idea I have for a painting…