Give me a P!

Its almost time to spend a bit of money to become Apples guinea pig. The iPhone is here as of right now.

I heard you have to have a lifetime contract. They have the right to up the price at any time and remove parts of the service. The battery wont be covered under any warranty so youll have to spend more money sending in your all in one phone back to Apple (ie. like most iPods).

Dont be surprised when you discover that you are being tracked by the government. The iPhone has a GPS chip for that. Somehow I think Bush, Cheney, AT&T and Steve jobs are all bedfellows. Maybe the iPhone is funding the war… and the terrorists and it is also the cause for most of the world hating the US.

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Happy Birthday to me old mucka Mob and me wee boy Bill! 

 Bill be 2 today.  Mob be shrinking as he approaches 40!

Happy Birthday to me and Dad.

Picture this: eating a greasy burger and a bag of cheetos, then you get a call on your shiny new iphone… what do you do?

Justin: mmm… keep eating… yum

Harry: use your nose?
Me: maybe, or another appendage

Tobi: use a napkin to pick up your phone. duh!
Me: i would just put the phone in the bun and it it too
Tobi: true dat

Ahnubis: ignore the call. that’s why voicemail was invented.

Sean: drop a duece

Eric: get up and go to the nearest bathoom because you feel a volcanic poo emrging from your insides, in the stall you find an old copy of national geographic - the boring images and articles about snow tigers and japaneese carp bore you so you dairy queen pinch your sloppy doodoo early and then wash your hands.. come back to your lunch and see the missed call beeping on the cleen smooth surface of your iphone, so cute and so bouncy, although you dont necessarily agree with its cuteness you still shake out your fake gold rolex, pull up your tailored banana republic jeans and sit down to eat your lunch, wathcing your coworkers in the reflection in your monitor, knowing that the iphone brings you a sense of goodness that just showing people the cash in your wallet or leaving the cool blogs up on your work monitor just can do justice to.. then you go home and beat your girlfriend cause she let your jock buddy, mithc, finger blast her int he bar the night before… its what i would do.

i dont buy devices that cant live ina glass of bear for under 5 seconds..
my friends dunk cell phones.

The US military investigated building a “gay bomb”, which would make enemy soldiers “sexually irresistible” to each other, government papers say.

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And then there was this…

So today Tom from the Reagan Brothers dropped off our kitchen island that he built for us. This first photo is what I sent him - the 3D rendering of the island that I mocked up using 3D Studio Max.

This next photo is the measurements I came up with. I didnt just throw some numbers on this, I measured the counter heights in our house, and also the apartment to get these ideal sizes. I knew the upper counter height would work perfectly with our stools that we already have (or any other stool in the future).

Tom still needs to come back and fully assemble it - including putting the back color matched maple on it and relocating the power outlet that is currently being blocked by the island. He also plans on trimming the moulding from the wall and fitting the island flush with the wall. The counter top is also not fully attached quite yet, but here is how it looks in the kitchen.

I have also included some other pics of the kitchen to show how well it matches the rest of the room.