…shouted Spectators at the recent “Run round my Gorgeous body”, IronMan Triathlon Event.  It was reported that the two freaks pictured below had squeezed into A leotard and decided to enter the competition as one person.  But, failure quickly ensued after Mr “UT” nearly drowned in the first part of the event, having slipped and wedged his noggin in the toilet,  and Mr “M” was seen peddling a pink Tricycle in the direction of France, presumably to evade awkward questions by waiting Police.

If seen, do not approach.  Freaks!!