No (and it was a poor attempt at humour, I admit), but in the news today, this Dutchman is building a modern Noah’s Ark.

“Dutchman Johan Huibers is building a working replica of Noah’s Ark as a testament to his Christian faith.

The 47-year-old from Schagen, 45km (30 miles) north of Amsterdam, plans to set sail in September through the interior waters of the Netherlands.

Johan’s Ark is a fifth of the size of Noah’s and will carry farmyard animals”

No probs, but Johan goes on to say “This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”, which is essentially very true.  If I were to take my kids to venture inside this impressive structure, I can guarantee the first thing they would tell me is, “Dad, this boat stinks like Bills back door! Lets go!”

Anyway, there is other news in the world of news, but none of them were quite so dull. Carry on.