According to those boffins that spend their hard earned brainpower eyeballing space, Pluto is no longer to be regarded as a planet, due to its inability to meet certain “must have or go screw ya’self” criteria. According to these so called “scientists”, a celestial body (not unlike myself naked) must qualify as:
Well. Skinny bags to that lot. Pluto is a dog. Yes, believe it folks. There is no cause for alarm or panic as I have seen a dog before and Pluto looks like:
He is neither eliptical or orbiting the sun. So, I say forget this planet nonsense and get on with the real business of wondering why Aliens (although bloody intelligent cos they can fly through space and have massive heads….then place probes up our butts and have weird wimpy bodies which you just know wouldnt stand a good punch) have skipped past earth and not discovered pizza. Apparently “they walk among us”. So do tramps.
Prepare for invasion. Leave the dogs alone!
Based on pure speculation, I half wonder why Uranus is still a planet. It is not seen very often. It may or may not be round. It clears things from its orbit on a nearly daily basis. The sun hardly hits it (if ever) since it is in your pants.
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