A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
a beautiful blond woman wave at him and
say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because
he can’t place where he knows her from. So
he says, “Do you Know me?” To which she
replies, “I think you’re the father of one of
my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the
only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, “My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???” She
looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No,
I’m your son’s math teacher.”