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If anyone has any pics, send them. Here is a sample the photographer sent:

my hot wife -k

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Happy Jesus rising from the dead day.

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German Toilets

With the World Cup around the corner, it is necessary to learn the customs and ways of the host nation before visiting it to watch the football. So, with that…we learn about the German Toilet.

The first time I flushed the toilet the water came rushing through so forcefully that a small chunk of poo launched off the lip and shot out over the floor. After that we always held the lid down when we flushed. I swore you could feel a kick as the turd ricoched off the underside.

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Dating for Disabled is MySpace for thems in motorised chairs.

Now, I wasn’t going to touch this with a barge pole, let alone put it on Biblicone, BUT….if you scroll down to the bottom you will see Mr Hotty himself. Well, I laughed…but then..Im weird.

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Jail for Iraq refusal RAF doctor

A little background on this, as far as I am aware.

Flt Lt Kendall-Smith recieved his deployment orders to Iraq in 2004, which is of course, after the end of the war period. Although he says he isn’t a concientious objector, he does feel the war was illegal and therefore decided that he wouldnt honour his order. Now, as far as I can make out, from that which I think Ive read, and using what I know of Military Law, that regardless of his personal opinion on whether the war was illegal or morally wrong, the order he received in 2004 was a lawful one because he was being detached as a Serviceman within a Deployable area. Essentially, his defence held no water. Still, there we go. Armed Forces can’t function if everyone adopts his posture and I wish him well..after he has spent his 8 months being beasted in some Military Prison. Probably get a book deal out of it too. Cheeky little world.

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Here we have a video of a kid with no legs riding a skateboard, only to be chased by a dog who wants to kill him. The dog is then beaten to death by an angry man who proceeds to yell and shake the kid with no legs.

i have no legs. look at me, i am riding a skateboard.

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I like Mike Standeven……but not that “K” character.

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