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12Oct2005

ninja vs. pirate

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a must read for anyone who thinks they have ever seen a pirate or a ninja.

Pirates: Drink all day long
Ninjas : Flip out and kill everything

Pirates: Say “Arrrrrrrrrrgghh”
Ninjas : Kill themselves if they make a noise

yes.

UT Hooligan posted the following on 12Oct2005 at 11:56 am.
“Ride in big wooden boats”

I am defo a Prat! I mean Pirate!
psr posted the following on 12Oct2005 at 3:08 pm.
Interestingly enough, yesterday, my roommate and I noticed a young homeless person sitting on the sidewalk on Green St. in campustown here in Champaign… He looked like your stereotypical punk rocker, complete with denim jacket adorned with a plethora of patches. It wasn’t anything to take note of until we noticed his sign, which read:

PLEASE HELP, MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS SAVAGELY KILLED BY RABID NINJAS.

Whether it was true or not (there *have* been sightings of rabid ninja gangs in Champaign during recent months), it was enough for us to donate a few bucks.
mob posted the following on 13Oct2005 at 9:26 am.
He was a pirate. no doubt.

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