When you are watching a movie, do you sit in the back of the theater and talk the whole time? I dont. But when I go to see movies, there will be someone sitting behind us talking. Not just talking a couple of times during the movie, but the whole movie. Most of the time the person talking seems to be translating the movie into spanish to whomever they are with. The latest movie we saw was Walk the Line. Right behind us was an old man who kept commenting to his wife about the movie. He pointed out everytime there was an old Cadillac on the screen. The movie would hint at what musician is being portrayed (and it was usually pretty obvious) but the old man had to keep saying the full name everytime as if the theater was his Jeopardy stage. During the quiet intimate dialogue parts, the old man couldnt hear it, and said “I dont see who can hear this” assuming that everyones ears were as shot as his. I could hear it just fine, but I could hear his old man voice even more. When you go to a movie, keep your mouth shut.



kill all old people. and people who talk during movies.
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