Isn’t it supposed to be “goodbye, cruel world”? Well, what do I know. Somedays all I know is poopy diapers, and crushed cheerios on the floor. But yesterday I ventured out into the world sans baby. And it was JOYOUS. I heard the angels sing unto me a glorious hymn. And then I came home and my baby boy smiled up at me and squealed with such delight that I decided NEVER TO LEAVE HIS SIDE AGAIN. Until this morning, when he spit barley cereal on me. And this is the day in the life of a stay at home mom. The end.