DeRichard is now in “the house”. What does this mean? NOTHING!!! Just someone to post more crap that mob has to read. HA HA HA

Fortunately, I forgot to introduce myself you all of you. Jeff you should feel responsible for giving this screen name. I am known by some as Patrick Starfish, to others as Deadmeat, to the people who ever encountered me at Six Flags as Fat Bastard (I am an ass too), and to all else as P(h)at the Batterpotamous.

Its amazing the things that we all take for granted. Over the last year I have had the pleasure of learning how to spank it again, walk again and how do get on and off the toilet without killing my hamster. For those of you who do not know I had the pleasure of having a meeting with a drunk sailor! ………who was driving a large truck and decided to go straight. But, on a lighter note I am glad to be alive and able to have a drink this St. Paddy’s Day. Which brings me to my title. Hopefully most of you haven’t had the pleasure of being layed up for six weeks and unable to touch yourself (sorry jeff I honestly know what you are going through). Today that has all ended, hurray!!! With this new year I hope that all are able to touch themselves safely, even though the asshole who did this to me got me off, with out guilt, cause the jury felt sorry due to the war and all. Hurray to driving.

I am so old now. I have a ONE YEAR OLD! AHHHH!

Last weekend we moved into an apartment in the beautiful (and hot in the summer) town of Lakeside, CA. Our complex is, uh, ethnically diverse, to say the least. Our next door neighbors were evicted last Monday. I hope that is not a sign of things to come… We shall see. The majority of the house is actually put away already. Everything except the babies room. Tee hee. All we did was shove the millions of half full boxes into his room and shut the door. Besides, he needs to sleep in our room to get used to the new place. Right?