how do you know that?

THE ENGLISH INVENTED FOOTBALL IN THE 1820´s,IN CAMBRIDGE I THINK. THE WHOLE OF THE WORLD PLAYS OUR GAME JUST LIKE MOST OF THE WORLD TALK OUR LANGUAGE:THE MIGHT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.

I invented pants.

yeah and so what.

WELL, I HEARD WALTER CAMP STARTED FOOTBALL. THE FRIST FIELD WAS 170FT LONG AND 75FT WIDE AND IT WAS TWO TEAM STANDING AT EACH END OF THE FIELD HOLDING HAND WHILE THE FOOTBALL WAS TOSSED IN THE AIR.(THE FOOTBALL WAS TWICE IT’S SIZES NOW) WHATEVER TEAM GOT THE BALL WOULD TRY TO GET IT TO THE STICKS IN THE GROUND AT THE OTHER END OF THE FIELD. THE GAME WAS 85% RUNNING AND 15% TOSSING IT BACK AND FORTH TO EACH OTHER. THEY WOULD DO THIS OVER EVERY TIME A PLAYER GET TACKLE AT A YARD. AND EACH YARD MEAN ONE POINT AND GET IT TO TH STICKS MEAN THREE POINTS.

Then they would rub each other with oils and rose petals after the game telling stories of the game.

I once heard an American pronounce soccer as “so-chair”.

Im such a billy bullshitter.

But I do have 4 footballs. 1 for each leg.

well yea this didnt help one freakin bit