Well my friends, the time is near to elect our leader for the next four years. Don’t vote for that guy. Don’t vote for that guy either. Vote for him over there. Or how about her over there.

I am feeling slightly old today. My back hurt as I crawled out of bed. My shoulder aches from lugging around a squirming 25-lb scream for 2 hours last night, and 3 1/2 the night before. My hips hurt (still) from giving birth to that same squirming 25-lb scream, over 8 months ago. Anyway, the point was, I’m mostly feeling old because this will be my second presidential election. When I was young (as if I’m not right now) I never thought I’d be old enough to vote, or old enough to care. But, now I am, and now I do.

Lets all band together and vote in a third party, so as to have more than 2 evils to choose from the next time around. Of course, someones probably changed that law by now, and the law now says I AM GOD HERE! So go in peace, and find your polling place some time on Tuesday. The future is happening whether you like it or not. I am now an MTV spokesperson, and I say “Rock the Vote”. Have a spooky Halloween. Stay tuned for pictures of a squirming 25-lb snorting pig. :-)