While you are all waiting for my report here follows a true story.

My pastor was visiting his brother in Glasgow and as usual the roads had changed. In his hurry he cut up a lorry driver to get into the correct lane. They ended up side by side at the next set of lights and sure enough the driver gave my pastor some verbal greif in the form of “you effing b******”. My pastor then pointed out his dog collar hoping that would shut him up but all the driver then said was “you effing Protestant b******”….

Rosie.