Hmmm. My version.

Went to see X-Men 2. Had really nice, sloppy Nachos with cheese and chillies and burped cheap Pepsi at the guy in front. The wife had Revels and I think…..she dribbled in my Pepsi, which was quite alot of money considering. Why is it when you are at the Flix you purchase a drink in a font anyway?

As for the film. Nice tits. Skimpy things and I got a Prof X Toy out of my Frosties cereal. Which is quite bizzare actually. My first hero in a wheelchair toy.

Right……

Where are the bogs and smoking area?