“Hello,
how are you doing? Hope all is well and all are happy,
healthy and wise. Everything is ok at this end and all are well. Just
got round to looking at Shetland (shetland times, newspaper) and thought i would share my favourites
with you. So todays headlines are:

John Inspects Black Bags
GBH Gets Breast Is Best Award
Felt Makes A Comeback
Can Gilbert Pass The Liver Test
Compost Bonanza At Clickimin
Tavish Told to Explain Himself

and my personal number one favourite which would be funny anywhere in
the world but in Shetland its even better. Headline screams

Hoaxer Sends Fireman Ex Wifes House!!!

Anyway that was todays headlines. I will leave you with the final
thought of who started the Breast is Best award and what do you have to
do to get one?”