Answers on a postcard please:

Stupid questions on forms

FORM: Length of Residence…
ANSWER: 73 feet

FORM: Are you a leader or a follower?
ANSWER: A leader, but w/o many followers

FORM: Reason for requesting employment
ANSWER: Money

FORM: Pet Aversions
ANSWER: None, I love animals

FORM: Beneficiary
ANSWER: Wife
FORM: Relationship
ANSWER: Strained

FORM: Purpose of withdraw
ANSWER: Get money to spend

FORM: Person to notify in Case of Accident
ANSWER: Anyone in sight

FORM: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident
ANSWER: Three
FORM: Disposition of passengers
ANSWER: Mad as Hell!

FORM: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex
ANSWER: None that I know of, liquor a much larger problem

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other q’s needing answers:

Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say “I’m
gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass..”

When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas?

If god is so powerful that he can do anything, can he make a rock so big that even he cant lift it????

What is the speed of dark?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?