“Coalition forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad.” – Iraqi nformation Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

THERE IS NOTHING MORE PATHETIC THAN AN OPTIMIST.

The Iraqi Minister of Information uses Jedi Mind tricks

Iraqi Info Minister a Crackup

“The authority of the civil defense … issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps,”