Oh my god! Just one of the delectable mutations on offer if you eat according to the Weight Watchers receipe cards from 1974. I started feeling slightly strange…..but then…THERE WAS THIS! I suggest you turn those speakers right up to get the full axe power bashing your skull into fragments. Honestly….listen to it. Preferably in a public place.

Next we have Terrorready. 10 out of 10 for effort. I would like to powerpoint the whole thing and present it to the lads at work. Its nearly as good as the powerpoint “pick up a deaf hooker” package.

Now this is a classy site. One for the ladies. You too could soon be sipping pink gins on the veranda, staring lovingly into the eyes of your one true love.

I do alot of flying. 6 countries this year by plane….and not once did I get this in the flight brief!!

And remember!

Goodbye :-)