“Bring out your dead, bring out your dead…”
“But Im not dead.”
“Well you soon will be. Dont listen to him, hes dead.”

-Monty Python ‘Holy Grail’

Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast rather than French Fries and French Toast.
Canadian Bacon is HAM. Kevin Bacon is not Canadian.
UT, have I seen you on CNN? Or are they only showing US Marines and Scouts?