Im going home this week. The end. The last days to do in Iraq for Mr Hooligan. Im too tired to care now. :-) Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!

Takeshi’s Castel III

Ok so I wont write about it after this post but since I like to have one huge laugh a day I prescribe this program to everybody. What is it about the Japanese that they like to harm/mutilate themselves so much? Nobody ever wins? The guards are completely cruel too.. And what does that say about me? And they have websites… life just now is truly Rosie…

I like some Christian tv but certainly not all of it. Today someone was explaining that the reason they saw no blessing from sending in their money was because of some unforgiveness in their lives. Its a great cop-out isnt it. You send money but see no return for it as they promised and they say your sin is the reason why. You cant touch them. Theres a lovely piece in Proverbs that says something like “God dont give me too much lest I forget you and dont give me too little that I may curse you.” Seems right to me. But heres a shocker… why not give and not expect anything back?

And while I have them in my sights; why do you only preach virginity to Christian females?

WR

Observations…

What I want to know is why, at the end of November, are there no EASTER EGG ADVERTS on tv. Come on media you are slipping..

Rotastak hamster homes. My litle Piffle is much better now Ive moved him back into his starter cage. Was it the rust on his tube ends that did it? Not sure but you could look into it. Im not saying it is; just saying it might be worth a look..

Jaffa cakes. Ive never had a single attack of hypo since I stopped using them. Admittedly I wiped out whole packets but then again its only allegedly..

Russian checkpoints. I went into one on my way to Berlin and walked past a crowd of Americans to hand in my paperwork. I then sat down and while I was looking at my shoes the tourists were quite rude about their Russian friends behind the shuttered screens. I said nothing. I then heard my name called out and as I walked past a gobstruck queue of Yanks I had to try very hard no to laugh out loud. Ever since then I have liked them…

WR

“Hello,
how are you doing? Hope all is well and all are happy,
healthy and wise. Everything is ok at this end and all are well. Just
got round to looking at Shetland (shetland times, newspaper) and thought i would share my favourites
with you. So todays headlines are:

John Inspects Black Bags
GBH Gets Breast Is Best Award
Felt Makes A Comeback
Can Gilbert Pass The Liver Test
Compost Bonanza At Clickimin
Tavish Told to Explain Himself

and my personal number one favourite which would be funny anywhere in
the world but in Shetland its even better. Headline screams

Hoaxer Sends Fireman Ex Wifes House!!!

Anyway that was todays headlines. I will leave you with the final
thought of who started the Breast is Best award and what do you have to
do to get one?”

Male game programmers…

Ive just seen the game clip for Star Trek Broken Sword. In the clip there is a short view of the sexually aggressive female stereotype and she walks like this..left boob right boob left boob right boob. Need I say more? I bet you can picture it now… or try it… I did quite easily and will try it out in the High Street later..

WR

“What dreams may come..”

I had a dream last night that I wouldn’t want to print here especially with guys away from their gals… All I will say is I didn’t know that was possible; I had never seen anything like it at all and I didn’t know one of my friends was like that. I put it in the “dream spat up from hell” category. Even more interesting was the music coming from the radio in the kitchen; a tune I normally reserve for love in its purest form. Maybe God was holding on to me even while I slept.

Takeshis Castle II. There seem to be unlimited ways to hurt yourself. Im addicted and my favourite round so far is the sumo rings round. And General Lee is kinda minty…

Rosie. (I think I must be ovulating or summat…or am I asleep?)

Takeshi’s Castle…. is a Japanese program rather like Its a Knockout but with more pain. If you are still lost think Benny Hill. I absolutely adore this program and this evening after an hour and a half session I thought about other countries that would really appreciate taking part.

The Brits.. of course because we are clearly mad.
The Yanks.. but make sure they dont want to sue… ever.
The Australians.. prise them away from their fishing rods and theyd be great.
The Germans.. they would take it so seriously it would make all the other nations laugh…again.
The Russians.. Ive been past their border controls when the Berlin wall was still up (another story).
The Israelis.. you have to laugh to be Israeli otherwise you’d go mad see Brits..

If you make these programs invite me; its my idea.

Rosie