GO SWEDEN! I could kiss you all you Swedish people you…

If you are remotely interested the Restoration vote went to of all things a Victorian swimming baths in Manchester. What is wrong with you people? Why not restore something with real history that goes back to the times of honourable knights etc? I am assuming this win was down to tactical regional voting and nothing else. But at least it gives the Mancunians another reason to get wet…

Please get the Hutton enquiry over; its costing a lot of money and we are getting nowhere near a responsible person. I bet a group of people get blamed; people that we have never heard of and never will. Get it over please.

WR

Meanwhile in a non-military area (UK) we have yet another tv program to vote on. Restoration is all about saving an historical building from certain doom. We started out with 30 worthy candidates and are now down to just 10 and we have to vote for the one most worthy of our dosh. (If you are truly stuck vote for Poltimore House… its a time warp place and its not in London…)

I wonder how the vote in Sweden is going. Even if the Yes to Europe candidate is bumped off a sympathy vote is ridiculous. If somebody shot our Prime Minister I still wouldn’t vote for Labour…

The whole Yasser Arafat deal continues. Are we being prepared for something so it wont come as a shock when it does actually happen? And haven’t they really lost the element of surprise?

WR

US Marines and who? The only Scouts I know wear knee length socks and are aged around 12 years old. But, I guess thats because I dont get CNN. However…..yours truly does on occasion make it onto TV. After 9/11 2001 I was captured on film (or my butt was) as I checked underneath a vehicle for bombs. I was also on TV at an airshow. So far Ive not been slabbed (made to buy 24 beers for being on TV) in Iraq although SKY news was here a few weeks back, outside the place I work from.
If you want a picture of me anyway,(because all women like men in combats..dont they?) then I can post one for you…..and then Ill be famous. I shall have to find some way of getting that “Biblicone in Iraq” picture to ya!

WR : On the request of my interpreter I am reading “Islam - the misundertsood religion”. Basically…No sex b4 marriage, No more fine scotch whiskey, forget that stack of Porn by the toilet, and Mrs Hooligan’s holiday snaps in the bin. I wonder if she will wear that full length Ninja Outfit?

I remain your loyal Brit in the Sun.

UT “Whats the word for Fisting in Arabic?” Hooligan

Erm… nice try Israel I can see where you were going with that one. There are other options of course and these are 1) Brit Style arrange an accident 2) Ship him to France where he would be neglected to death 3) Yank Style go in all guns blazing….

Diary entry Sept 11 2001 There is none; if I’d have kept a diary I could have dealt with the images a whole lot better.

Diary Entry Sept 11 2002 “On a day like today to know God’s peace is a miracle indeed.”

Diary Entry Sept 11 2003 “In this massive game of Runaround it is possible to think you are standing on the wrong square.” “So how did you overcome? I finally got around to using my faith as a weapon and not a crutch.”

WR

if you are Palestinian what do you have to hope for? if you are a child you get put at the front of stone throwing mobs against equipment you can never hope to match. If you are a teenager you are strapped to explosives whether you are really sure or not and sent to kill other people. If you are lucky enough to get older then all you have to look forward to is burying your kids. You may be surprised that I dont blame Allah but I do blame their political system as it is. True there are religious problems (as always) but it’ll still come down to power and money. I do think a lot of the Israeli’s but out of all the people in the world I can think of the Palestinians are the ones I pity the most. Put all your kids in schools and teach them to work for themselves and decide for themselves.
White Rose

(Why is it that when I buy a can of extra chunky vegetables I only find more extra chunky potato(e)…)

“Bring out your dead, bring out your dead…”
“But Im not dead.”
“Well you soon will be. Dont listen to him, hes dead.”

-Monty Python ‘Holy Grail’

Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast rather than French Fries and French Toast.
Canadian Bacon is HAM. Kevin Bacon is not Canadian.
UT, have I seen you on CNN? Or are they only showing US Marines and Scouts?

Well it could be worse UT you could be in France where they appear to have no society at all and leave their relatives to die alone and unwanted in their thousands. At least Iraq has the chance of building a society; the French have lost theirs.
Him indoors says that was a bit too much information but I don’t think so. Best to spit it out instead of letting the image fester in your brains…l

“I couldnt be a Muslim as it would require me to hate others different to me to the extent of killing them.”

WR

We arrived just as rigomortis was setting in. The victim, a local but not of Iraqi birth, was sprawled upon the ground and was clearly dead. He had received a single bullet though the back of his head which somehow ricocheted through the side of his neck. Added to that wound we saw that his ears, lips and eyes had been removed, leaving us wondering what this man had done. A search of the area was carried out but no weapon found, well…not one that would have carried out the murder. Instead we found over 100 pieces of ordanance in a makeshift house close by. Enough to cause someone a real headache.
We alerted the local Iraqi Police. In keeping with the expertise of this force, the officers couldnt care a less about the stiff. They attended though, and threw the now stinking corpse into their car before leaving. Fish food apparently??!??!??

Im just glad I dont have to valet that!!!!!

The end. Told you this place was weird.