Eurovision. I tried to resist writing about it.. but the Eurovision Song Contest is a worthy subject for a site like this..

We (the Brits) deserved our null pwan for 2 reasons:
1) We have dished it out often enough;we derserve the payback.
2) Our tune was appalling; a view for Europe into how bad our music has become.

I voted for Austria because the man was so entertaining and reduced me to tears of laughter; one to vote for.

The Russian entry was… well just sung by filthy girls. Haven’t we had enough of them? Girls in pop videos should be replaced either by cartoons or cgi’s. These girls are not just toys or objects anymore, they are almost sub-human. One look at the recent Simply Red video would show you these women it was crammed with them. These images don’t feel real anymore.

Nothing good to say Rosie? I’m warming to Coldplay, I think they are very talented indeed.

Rosie.

Ohh so the Yanks did find gold bars (I told you so). Now that means the American Government owes me at least one of them for reminding them of Kelly’s Heroes..

Oh go on, let them have a Temple, you know you want to… so that I can fly out and watch it go up in my lifetime…

Do Angels sneeze? I dont think so, otherwise their wings might pop up and poke somebodys eye out…

Watch out world, Eurovision is on again but innocents may have to look at something else at least for the Russian entry…

Rosie?

Creation gives you wings as an eagle; evolution gives you a tail….

Rosie?

Hmmm. My version.

Went to see X-Men 2. Had really nice, sloppy Nachos with cheese and chillies and burped cheap Pepsi at the guy in front. The wife had Revels and I think…..she dribbled in my Pepsi, which was quite alot of money considering. Why is it when you are at the Flix you purchase a drink in a font anyway?

As for the film. Nice tits. Skimpy things and I got a Prof X Toy out of my Frosties cereal. Which is quite bizzare actually. My first hero in a wheelchair toy.

Right……

Where are the bogs and smoking area?

Ill leave the fave list til later….

The other day I watched X-men2. You know I really enjoyed it. It has an excellent storyline, it is very well acted and there are no slack bits or padding anywhere that I am aware of. I was particulary impressed by Ray Parker’s Nightcrawler. Very sensitively done and so good I was not aware of who he was for quite some time during the film. Must have been all the make-up.. well done Ray I loved you in it! It’s a must see film. (Trailer for Matrix Reloaded looks a bit grim though…)

Flaws in X-men2? Too much unrequited love for me..oh the torture you poor lovesick puppies. The fight between Wolverine and I think its LadyDeathstrike a bit too skewery. May have been better to fight a terminator type of adamantium opponent with bluetooth as its achilles heel…

Even though there were kids in it they were all superb except the screaming one but thats not her fault, most girls scream like that anyway… Marks out of 10? 9.

Rosie

Still not got too much to add so coming up soon will be a list of all my favourite things, films, actors, food and the like. Keep it here you wont believe some of them…
Rosie

Too clever too fast too happy - part one

Too clever too fast too happy - part two

yes, its true, im here at basic training. even though ive been gone since march 5th, im only on my 5th week of basic training. 12 more weeks to go. ive got to cut this short cuz i dont have much time as you may guess. peace out to all my friends!!!