Very soon I will leave this green and pleasant land and jet across the continents until I reach some place in the Gulf where British service personnel are deployed. It isnt the first time and Im sure it wont be the last. Anyway, I am ready to go and have conditioned my mind to deal with whatever, which means I am now waiting in limbo. This is hard for Mrs Hooligan and rugrats. She cant plan anything with me until my return and nobody knows whats going to happen regarding this supposed war or not. The point is, the change has caused me to have weird dreams lately. They are probably triggered by the impending disturbance in my normal routine but the one I had last night was particularly odd. I dreamt that all my past and present friends, of which I have a few I call close, were popping in and out of a house I was staying in. Each had something different to say except Mob. Weird as it sounds, although I have gotten to know Mob via On-line gaming, biblicone, telephone and the postal service, neither of us has yet found time to be in the same place at the same time. Nevertheless, he visited this house in my head last night carrying with him a suitcase. This suitcase contained his belongings which he presented to me and all it contained was Pop Up Pirate!!!
Explain that will ya?

Mrs Hooligan laughed when I told her this dream so I might as well let the rest of the known world in on it. :-)

Entrances to Hell around the UK

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

U.S. Bombing Watch

Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze

Answers on a postcard please:

Stupid questions on forms

FORM: Length of Residence…
ANSWER: 73 feet

FORM: Are you a leader or a follower?
ANSWER: A leader, but w/o many followers

FORM: Reason for requesting employment
ANSWER: Money

FORM: Pet Aversions
ANSWER: None, I love animals

FORM: Beneficiary
ANSWER: Wife
FORM: Relationship
ANSWER: Strained

FORM: Purpose of withdraw
ANSWER: Get money to spend

FORM: Person to notify in Case of Accident
ANSWER: Anyone in sight

FORM: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident
ANSWER: Three
FORM: Disposition of passengers
ANSWER: Mad as Hell!

FORM: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex
ANSWER: None that I know of, liquor a much larger problem

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other q’s needing answers:

Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say “I’m
gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass..”

When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas?

If god is so powerful that he can do anything, can he make a rock so big that even he cant lift it????

What is the speed of dark?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

My little bit of research on how to fix the security hole in windows xp with sp1 (130MB dl) or a quick fix (30k).

fix sp1
quick fix

I have decided that anything that comes out of my kitchen can be classed as either “splat” or “gloop”. Since most poisons can be made in the kitchen anyway (I should know) I have classified myself as a WMD. Would some nice American soldiers move my house for me?
Rosie.

Police arrest seventh ricin suspect

UK readies biggest task force since Gulf war

Listen to the world’s fears, Blair tells US

Think Muslim, drink Muslim, says new rival to Coke

Arab boycott of American consumer goods spreads

You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
–Charles A. Beard

(All this from a man called Beard….muhahahahahahahahaha….cough!)

“Wars are fought by scared men who would rather be somewhere else.” John Wayne. (From a film I saw over Christmas.)

Rosie.