My standard of cooking has until recently been officially classified as a “form of unarmed combat”. My friends and family have known this for years. Recently I took the challenge up again and released a fruit loaf on an unsuspecting spaniel population (2). They did not expire and so said loaf was released on the general public (one of my neighbours).
However, the second loaf was a complete disaster and was verging on what I would call a “form of terrorism”. It was released in the kennel (where both spaniels blew up…. I digress they are fine but they did get a bit fatter!) and I am writing this to warn that attempt 3 is scheduled to go ahead this evening…..
Rosie