A visitor to Glacier National Park in Montana lost his car keys while attempting to lure a ground squirrel by dangling the keys out in front of the critter.

The squirrel grabbed the keys and ran down a hole with them. The keys were never retrieved.

A ranger cited the man for harassment of wildlife, and a locksmith was called to make new car keys.

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