Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted;

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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collective thought. by trying to be an individual, one becomes part of the crowd. by believing that you are not part of the crowd, makes you part of the majority. one can only become an individual by looking inside.

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remember, everytime you are somewhere, there you are.

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