And off we go……
-Uncle turdladder

Why I came to Scotland…..as did Mott…..who isnt in the shot either!!!

In case that didnt work!

Long…and I mean LONG, stretch of sand to knacker out the dog on.

onto Dundee and into my wallet

All alone? I fear not, Oh MOBbed one.

Saturday morning, East Scotland….2 miles from the sea. Its a clear sky but the day is damp after last nights downpour. I shall walk the dog on the beach and then busy myself in the chaos of the Supermarket.

does anyone read this. does anyone out there really exist? i think i am all alone.

How to kill with your bare hands
How to end an argument with a stroppy doorman.

click the link to find waldo. lots o people have registered on newstoday.com. check it.